Sorry I didn't return your phone call
I was busy making someone else
feel like shit.
And I'm sorry
I didn't return your e-mail.
I read it and put it off until tomorrow
every single day.
And I apologize
for not doing what I said I'd do
but I was out in the starlight
trying to catch fireflies.
I apologize
for making you feel as if I didn't care.
I really don't
but I had hoped you'd never find out.
I'm sorry and I apologize
for being my usual insincere self
and treating you like space shit
but I am singular.