Due to a feeling of inadequacy and a general deficiency of solid writing talent, we regret to inform you that the author has removed these pages from her site (ie, destroyed them in a fit of rage). If you wish to read them, email her and tell her how you feel. Maybe she'll feel sorry for you and send you a tissue.
Completely and Happily Oblivious,
Marguerite D. Helianthus
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